"Moving" on..the transition springs from wordplay

Looks like we scored a place..My roommate's gonna check it out tomorrow. It's two bedrooms this time..and apparently it has a yard and a porch and it's furnished [we'll give Lisanne the king size bed and the other couch]. The fridge needs to be replaced which will put us a day or two past our dealine here..which doesn't really matter, because I consider the landlord and caretakers to both kind of be dicks. The Caretaker, James is much worse..But alas..thank God we are going to a better place. I'll miss this place a little bit. I mean there's a valley in front of our door. There's a picnic area. We never got a chance to barbecue out there yet. We might snag one of the many grills on our way out. I mean if we're gonna have our own yard and all..We always hear birds here too. That's a nice thing. Ralphy will probably miss it. There's other cats he can play with here, though he mostly keeps to himself anyway. I might even miss Richard, the crazy old man that lives above us. He hated me for a while because he used to be in an institution for over thirty years, and he thought I "locked people away", because I worked as a prison courier last year. He got a little mixed up. He makes a lot of really annoying noises and he has tried to pick a fight with me, which was amusing. He asked me a few questions about God, and I tried to explain the concept of the metaphor. I said something like, "this magazine could represent that tree over there"..and he was like "that magazine is a tree?". Anyway, this place is very crazy, I can't really explain it to well. I just don't have the patience or will left in me to do it.We thought it would be funny to knock his door as we left, wearing only speedos and capes. Mildly hillarious.Yeah, so we're probably moving within the next four days. we already went through our stuff several days ago and packed it all. In the process I found my keys and the car battery receipt that cost me 60 dollars even though I think I got a factory defective jawn.I'm psyched about the future..The next few months are going to be like nothing else before. =]