Completely cracked out of my mind and unapologetic

Yep..

Mo wheat--AKA Warren Douglas ordered some information about how to patent your invention ideas. His overactive mind is always coming up with these types of things. They don't even expect you to create the product. They handle product development and patents, and then they pay you. He claims that at any given time, he has multiple ideas in his head. But, over said time, they pass on and he forgets the details. So he plays the numbers game..a few of them are bound to pay off.

He bought this stuff [and I tried it today]--some kind of herbal fat burning pill [Hydroxycut--ranked 11/30 at consumerhealthdigest.com]. Mo Wheat said it gives you super motivation, so I tried it. I hate my job and start very early in the morning, and I hate drinking coffee [I used to drink it often and was very fond of trying many flavors..], so I took one pill. God Damn! How it works--anything you eat, the carbs and nutrients are like super assimilated and energy goes through your blood stream. Coffee pretty much just screws up your hormone levels and drains your nutrients. Coffee is bullshit--hate me for kicking the shit out of the illusion, but some arrogant prick had to do it, it might as well have been me.

So, like I can't take this shit every day, cause I'm a reservoir of potential energy, and it only takes one pill to make me feel cracked out all day. Plus, I only weigh 140 lbs. sobbing wet. So a fat burner isn't really my cup of tea. Maybe I should drink some Chamomile tea soon, because I'm still at full blast 12 hours after taking the pill. What's that Japanese phrase for working yourself to death? I just wanted a little motivation..

So, I went over my ex's today after work to give her a card and a figurine, because we had a really disheartening exchange last night. Anyway, My beautiful and wonderful cat Ralphy lives with her temporarily [We used to live next door to each other for the past six months.]. He really misses me and I visit him twice a week, but it isn't enough. I can't really keep him where I am, but I was in a pinch, so we [my roommate and I] chose this apt. The Landlord even made it a point to put it in bold, red letters "Absolutely no pets allowed" in the lease.
Poor Ralphy gets attacked daily whenever he goes outside by this massive grey cat; and he reacts by attacking the other cat--poor innocent Avaril. So I set a trap for The garagantuan stray with a cat carrier and some food. I was actually trying to draw his energy with some Tai Ji maneuvers [that I made up as I went along]. There's a little picnic area by the woods and a nice little valley. It's a beautiful place to connect with nature.
I didn't catch the bastard cat yet, but I did discover a few things from my brief meditation--Level one of tai ji: Awareness; Level 2: self_defense; Level three: Peace; and level 4: Integration.
"It's boring I know, but it's my life". God, I'm so deep..
I almost took another header on my bike today. I wanted to blame the car next to me that didn't know how to drive, but I know it just as much my own dumb ass fault. The entire reason I almost flipped was that I had to take the back brakes off when I took a header and crash the bike at about 20 mph going down a MT. last time. It bent the wheel a tad, so, of course, applying front brakes at inopportune moments and amounts of applied pressure is potentially bad..Like when you go off the road and into the grass at high speeds and your not sure where the curb is or where the bumps are.
When I crashed before, I was wearing a really thick sweatshirt at about 5:30 am [came out pretty much scratch free--no breaks, sprains, bruises]. These days I am riding shirtless because I may wanna hit some beaches this summer. I do not want to scrape the hell out of my torso in a major wreck. That would truly suck Monkey ass. If it happens, I'll just get all hardcore and tattoo right over the scars.
Fuck yea, That's what I'll do! Can you tattoo over scars? I better look into that.